Yes, our cards are a bit high-brow. But those willing to perform the mental gymnastics required to comprehend our unparalleled drollery are in for one of the most comprehensive collections of d!ck puns, stalker jokes, Friendsults™, and partial nudes in history. Rest assured, whether you're looking for a birthday or holiday card, or you just want to let someone know you still picture them naked, we've got you covered.

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