Whiskey Snob Unisex T-shirt

Because everyone knows a whiskey (or more likely 'whisky' with no 'e') snob, and studies show that 67% of their beards do indeed smell like turds.

Speech bubble says: "My beard smells like Monkey Shoulder...and turds."

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center